Stardate V in Cuba- Part 3

[ Written by Willem H. Eickholt, May 23, 2006]

The tourist officials hang around a while and I use the opportunity to question them about my crew's experience in downtown Santiago the night before.
Their explanation is that Old Spanish customes die hard in the former capital of Cuba. What were they wearing was a question. I told them, "Well, pretty much the same as what they are wearing now. "You mean with those T shirts and short pants?""Yes" I said.
At once it was all clear: Just like in Spain people dress up to go to a restaurant or night club and despite the fact that the Spaniards have left almost 100 years ago their customs are still alife and respected. My boys got the cold shoulder because they were wearing shorts.......

The next morning we have visitors from the Russian freighter which still shares the pier with us."Yuri" introduces himself as the ship's electronics engineer, then whispers something about X rated video. Ah...........,rumour has it that we have some interesting footage aboard and the
bored Russian crew would be forever indebted to us if he"Yuri" could pull some copies of our tapes.I have no idea how the Russians found out about our porno stash and this isn't the right time to find out. More importantl is to keep the Russians happy and the forbidden material a secret so I have Lucho hand Yuri some of our video tapes. But Yuri needs to see our play-back equipment and needs to make the copies aboard "Stardate" I am sorry I went along with the request, but it is too late now. In no time flat has Yuri transformed the saloon into an electronic laboratory that makes the boat unliveable.All kinds of Russian equipment and miles of wire spaghetti is gathered around Yuri who is dripping with sweat and cursing in Russian at a project which obviously doesn't go as planned.
I ask him how much longer he'll need, but he shrugs his shoulder: He doesn't know!!

We all leave the boat and call the Tourist Office, there is nothiong we can do for Yuri.
I ask the Tourist agent if perhaps they could drive us to the Morro at the harbor's entrance so we can visit the fortress turned museum. Minutes later we abuse the old Lada 4seat sedan
with the weight of 6 guys again as we crawl up to the Morro of Santiago or San Pedro de la Roca.

More Cuban Surrealism.

The Morro Castle, built by the Spaniards during the 17th Century, dominates the entrance to the Bay of Santiago from an estimated 500ft high hill top at the mouth of the Bay.
The building ravaged by wind, weather and neglect was beautifully restored to its original design in the 1970s.Three foot thick walls open only where drawbridges form controlled entrances.
20ft high ceilings and fresh ocean breezes give the buildings a natural coolness not found anywhere in the City Of Santiago. The facilities are a labyrinth of corridors, staircases, ramps
tunnels and ramparts with bronze canons seemingly ready to fire, In the floors are metal rings anchored to chain prisoners and slaves. It is all very museum -like. But what is that leaking Tropicola can doing on the 17th century table and where do these kids think they are playing hide and seek under the museum pieces,beautiful solid funiture where once Spanish Generals had commanded the world's mightiest forces. The ribbons that seperate the public from the works of art and antiques are embellishing the kids pants while keeping them up.
The caretakers of the castle just laugh when we express our concern and disappointment.

When no one seems to have the slightest amount of respect for history, for antiques, for art, we decide to make the surrealism complete and sit down on the ancient Spanish thrones
grabbing old swords off the walls and shouting Spanish sounding orders that echo through the cavernous spaces until everybody laughs............

When we get back at the boat Yuri is cleaning up his wire spaghetti mess, showing a great big smile. He had managed to copy a couple of X rated movies but without the sound track.
Minor detail! His crew buddies would have a terrific evening, thanks to the crew of "Stardate"
We hear them laugh until late at night as they watch the pirated silent pictures on a stretched bedsheet way back on the poopdeck.

to be continued....

 

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