Stardate V in Cuba- Part 2

[ Written by Willem H. Eickholt, April, 2006 ]

Now it is just me, tired but faced with a terrible mess I start cleaning up the empty glasses, half empty beer cans, cigarettes and cigar butts all over the place. Disgusting! But I cannot stand the idea of waking up in such a mess. Besides, what will the Health Officials think when they come to inspect tomorrow morning?
When the job is done about an hour later I decide to get some fresh air. But there is none. The penetrating stench we had experienced all afternoon was still there and the temperature was still in the high 80s. The air- and water polution must be one of the worst imaginable in the Bay of Santiago de Cuba.
SURREAL CUBA
Still I need to stretch my legs so I go for a walk on the dock towards a strange looking Russian freighter. Strange looking because she looked hopelessly out of place with her icebreaking bow in a tropical setting. There are floodlights pointed at the ship and Cuban Longshore workers take a break unloading the cotton bales. I am invited to join them in a game of domino, an old orange crate will be my seat. Too bad no-one is around to record this ridiculous scene: Captain steps off his luxury yacht, tries to take a breath of fresh air, gets instead the stench of an open sewer called Bahia de Santiago de Cuba. Finds himself under the bow of an icebreaker playing domino with Cuban dock workers while seated on a rickety orange crate. A bottle of cheap rum passes from mouth to mouth, mine included................
Could anything be more surreal?

Then my crew returns from their night out. Something is very wrong it is not even eleven but they won't talk to me. I am dying to know Lucho finally breaks the silence to tell me that they had a terrible time in downtown Santiago. that the Cubans were inhospitable bastards and not at all as I had portrayed them:Kind, friendly hospitable. Instead they had been ignored, common courtesy service denied and even shown the exit door in some restaurants.

Fortunately everybody is dead tired and we all crash without discussing the issue any further.
But it does bother me and it takes a while before I get to sleep.

The next morning we all wake up refreshed despite the heat, the stench and the roaring fans and yet another surreal scene is about to start.
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There is a knock on the hull of the boat and I get up to see who is there. Two 6ft beauties introduce themselves as the Port's Health Service. Their uniforms are immaculately pressed, their high heeled shoes have a high gloss, their make-up impeccably applied. Aren't we supposed to be in poverty stricken third world Cuba?

I invite the ladies aboard and regret it immediately. These women aren't dressed to climb steep ladders or walk on sloping decks, not with those high heels and tight skirts. But it is too late . One of them is already halfway up the boarding ladder and receives a standing ovation from the crew for flawlessly negotiating an impossible obstacle with charm and dignity.

The ladies ask if there has been any sickness aboard recently, they inspect the galley, the heads and shower facities. Then announce that we are now the guests of the Cuban Government and therefore entitled to the Health Service of the country. For minor problems there are clinics near the dock's gate. For more serious matters the clinic will refer the patient to a nearby hospital. And it is all free of charge!


After the ladies have left the boat. The boys (my crew) had it all figured out. Since the service was for free and the doctors mostly young and beautiful women they would get a total check-up. They would have the time of their lifes.(The crew that is)
It took me a while to talk the idea out of their heads. To abuse the system in such a way would damage any goodwill we enjoyed.

Not long after the ladies had left, the Tourism Departrment stopped by.They too are Government employees. Their job: To welcome the foreigners, to tell them about the attractions of the city and to offer transportation to see the sights, to go shopping etc. We take them up on their hospitality and soon  find ourselves in a grossly overloafed Russian Lada straining uphill towards down town Santiago Our destination? The old Bacardie distillery.
Ours is a Royal Welcome. We are introduced to the plant's staff and get samples of various kinds of rum. The workers announce proudly that they have renamed the product Havana Club and that their quality is far superior to anything the  Bacardie family used to make before escaping to Florida when the Revolution Triumphed in 1959. Of course we all drink to that and continue to sample young and old, spiced and straight versions until we zig-zag our way out of the building happy to have an old Lada and a driver to get us back to the boat.

to be continued

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